Rare form

Jack was in rare form in the car on the way home today.

"I think we should give America a present," he said. "I think we should pick up litter. Because if we don't pick it up, the whole world would get sick. And then it would cough."

As we got home, I said, Hurry up and get inside, you don't want to melt.

Jack said, "I want to melt." Kate chimed in, "I want to melt too." I said, why would you want to melt? Jack said, "Because if I melted, I would turn into Iceman, and I could make everything cool."